Contemplating the end
talk to me!
I want some “you mean the world to me” sex.
everyone you fall in love with is in love with someone else so don’t fucking bother
honestly this post breaks my heart.
share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent
ngl it worked
damn that’s some fast service
i shared in 21 seconds and he fucking killed me with that hammer
a girl talk to me
This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.
I cackled
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It makes me really happy when I see someone smiling to themselves because I know they’re thinking of something funny and/or happy.
People go to jail for not paying taxes and then our taxes pay for them to be in jail
I’m like the kid in school that’s friends with everyone but when told to partner up isn’t anyone’s first choice.